Wednesday, 3 September 2008

McCain or Wayne?

Well President Bonzo Bush has told delegates that Mr McCain was "a great American and the next president". Now despite the detriment of having such a poor referee McCain has started to gain further ground.
Bonzo described John as being ready to make the tough decisions needed in a "dangerous world" and that John McCain's life has prepared him to make "those choices". These appear to be euphenisms for McCain's ability to carry on the mayhem where Bonzo left off, he just needs to pop on the blindfold, put the pin in the map and scramble the bombers. You kind of get the feeling that in just a few short years we'll be watching big John evading questions on just why the troops invaded Sweden.
In addition, Sarah Palin his running mate and potential vice president, has ackowledged that fact that her 17 year old unmarried daughter is pregnant. Not only does this guy love the smell of napalm in the morning, he also knows women who put-out. Is there really any stopping him now?

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